Friday, January 26
You heard it here first…
I’m a big tennis fan. You might remember a few months ago I posted about Andre Agassi retiring and my enjoyment over the years of watching him play. (September 3rd)As I write this I am sitting watching the Australian Open Women’s Championship and I have a much different feeling. I am disgusted.
The reason for this disgust is simple. Serena Williams. She is destroying Maria Sharapova. My disgust is not because she’s not a great player, she is. It’s because…well, uh, it’s because I’m pretty sure she’s a man. In fact I think she’s actually Ricky Williams (the former Miami Dolphin football player).
Go ahead, laugh…doubt…that’s okay, many have in the past and many will continue to mock me. But I stand firm in my declaration…Serena Williams & Ricky Williams are one and the same.
Riddle me this…have you ever seen Serena & Ricky in the same room together? Huh? Anyone? I don’t think so.
Have you noticed that every time Ricky decides to make a comeback in football that Serena suddenly has an injury and has to pull out of a tournament?
Or the few times Serena does decide to play in a tournament Ricky is ‘supposedly’ in some jungle smoking weed and trying to ‘find himself’, nowhere to be found.
C’mon it’s obvious…(let alone that whole ‘man-hand’ thing Serena has going on).
Remember…when all of this comes out, when the truth is revealed, just remember where you heard it first.
Mark Nelson at 10:35 PM 5comments
5 Comments
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at 12:16 PM
said... hahahahaha! this is a great post to start the day with.
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at 3:03 PM
said...
Natalya is sitting behind me and wants to know "who's that man with the black clothes" ;)
Katie-
at 3:24 PM
Mark Nelson said... Katie...
That's so funny...
Just tell Natalya his name is Ricky...
mark-
at 8:22 PM
The Watson Family said...
Have you noticed that they have the same last name. And did you know in one African dialect 'Ricky' is short for 'Venus'.
Kinda getting weirder by the moment...-
at 2:39 PM
said...
Shoot, that happens in the entertainment biz all the time. I've suspected for years that Dana Carvey and Reba McIntire are the same person. Think about it. Look at the mouth. I just blew your mind.